who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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