The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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