I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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