He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I FOUND THE LEGS
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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