if you like me you must not know who I am
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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