the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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