I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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