you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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