Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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