I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize
