Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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