I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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