Umm I'm too high to move.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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