kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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