I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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