God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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