how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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