they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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