On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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