I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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