i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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