I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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