just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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