they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
