There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
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I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Randomize