well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
