She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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