So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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