White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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