I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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