Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Randomize
