I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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