the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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