things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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