On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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