My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Life is so much better after having sex.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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