I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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