Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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