How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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