Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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