I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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