At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
His nipple licking is glorious
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