if you like me you must not know who I am
I wish I could punch you in the face.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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