I molested 6 butterflies tonight
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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