capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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