let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
FUCK WHALES
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