You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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