Christians are straight up FREAKS
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
