have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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