Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
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