Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
