Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I want to be your penis for a week.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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