U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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