This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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