The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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