I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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