Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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