Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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