a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
