It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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