I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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